It's Friday and I got to thinking. No Meat today! So I gave up beef and swine for Lent, but I can eat any animal with a beak basically. And boy do I ever want me one of them dirty dogs more than ever. Last week after the club, I asked homegirl cooking if they had turkey or veggie dogs. Guess what? Ofcourse, they didn't! Perhaps, I should bring my own turkey dogs and bacon to Hollywood, and throw them on the grill myself. I'm telling you someone should just start up a little hot dog joint that sells these dirty dogs with variations of their own, like turkey dogs and bacon or little dirty dog hors d'oeuvres. That's money in the bank! There's probably one out there already. Who knows? Maybe I'll just monopolize the dirty dog industry and control the sellers on the streets like pimps do with their hookers. Dirty dog vendors = my hookers!
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